So I have decided that I am going to help Isaac Anthony along with his language skills by giving him a list of sound like words to replace real swear words. That way he can still adequately express anger like an adult does without the unpleasant side effects of using coarse and offensive language.

Here are some examples:

"Holy Ship, Dad did you see that?"

"Son of a Bench, I can't believe I lost Sophie."

"You can go to Hill if you think I am going to sit here in time out."

"What the Funk is going on, it can't be bed time already?"

"Cod Hamlet, where is the Funking Exersaucer?"

"That guy that just cut us off Mommy is a real Ashhole."

All right, I am just kidding, I just wrote this to get a rise out of Nanna.

10 days until Christmas.

Isaac Anthony can entertain his parents for days on end doing nothing more than chewing on Sophie, bouncing in his bouncer, and being a little gigglebox.

Here he is livening up the boring process of making the bed:



Another great weekend with Bianca and Isaac Anthony.

As a technical note, I finally have "permission" from YouTube to do higher rez downloads. Try increasing the resolution by upping the number from 240p to 720p. You can find the number next to the YouTube logo on the little viewing window. It will restart the video and may take a second or two longer to load, but the picture quality is significantly improved.

After a quick email to Dom, Myles, Dom, Uncle John, Colby, and I will have the first annual Christmas Eve Nerf Shoot Out. All I can say is:

Hasta La Vista, Chimps!