My Personal Interrogator
So Isaac and I went to Caleba's a few days ago (it just opened up near us).  It was very big, though not as over the top as other stores of its kind, like Bass Pro Shop.  Inside there were tons of mounted animals--moose, wolves, bears, deer, elk, etc.  The best part of the whole trip was this exchange with Isaac:

Isaac: Dad, is the Moose the biggest deer kind of animal?
Me: Yes.  
Isaac: What's the second biggest?
Me:  Its called an Elk or Caribou.  They are really big, just a bit smaller than the Moose.
Isaac: What's the third biggest?
Me:  I don't know that off the top of my head.

Incredulous look....then:
Isaac: Well, look it up on your iPhone.

There are moments when Isaac asks me something and all of those years of reading Guiness and the encyclopedia pay off.  One time he asked me, totally out of the blue, "Dad, what's the biggest scorpion?"  I shocked both of us when I answered in seconds: "The Emperor Scorpion."  But that moment has spawned thousands of similar interrogations by Isaac.  

In many ways, P-Pa had it much easier with his interrogator.  There was a finite realm of knowledge and it was not uncommon for folks back then to answer "no one knows" even if that meant "its hard to find that answer."  But now, with the advent of the iPhone and our ability to photograph and document everything, that answer doesn't work anymore.  Only in rare instances, where an answer is truly impossible, will Isaac accept the "I don't know" or "No one knows" answer.  9 times out of 10, that doesn't work. 
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Rumblebum
A couple of days ago Ethan was laying on his changing table, a place he totally loves, and I heard this deep rumble, kind of like the sound of a space ship flying overhead in a movie theater with huge subwoofers.  I quickly realized that it was a big train, so I looked out the window and saw nothing.  I paused for a second.  "That's odd" I thought.  Then it happened again, a deep guttural rumble.  I looked down at Ethan and he had this look on his face:

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It was a look that said "What...what do you think I did?".  In fact, the rumbling noise was a huge toot from Ethan, two to be precise.  As such, he was given a new nickname, his Gassy Dwarf name--Rumblebum.  This brings his complete list of nicknames to the following:

Mr. Grimace
Ethan Beethan
Rumblebum
Chub Chubs
TFB (Tremendously Fat Baby, also see above picture)
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